He then leaves home for a week on a business trip.
"What do I look like, a roofer?" asks the husband. "What do I look like, a mechanic?" asks the husband with a frown.Ī week goes by, and the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "Dear, the roof is leaking, could you do something about it?" "What do I look like, a plumber?" asks the husband, and goes to sleep.Ī few days later, the wife once again turns to her husband and says, "Honey, my car doesn't start. After a few days, as the husband returns home from work, his wife says to him, "Honey, one of the pipes in the bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?" He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss all over the bathroom.'Ī married couple moves into to a new home. 'He's a flute player in the local symphony. “Not exactly.' answered the doctor delicately.
I guess it could be worse,' the hunter replied. "Oh no, I mean, at least I'm alright, I feared the worst. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother.” "The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. "What's the bad news then?' asked the hunter. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot." "Well, the good news is that you are going to be OK. "Tell me the good news first, please," said the hunter. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed he was approached by his doctor. Fortunately for him, some hunters nearby heard his scream and called an ambulance. Just then a gust of wind blew and knocked the gun over, to the hunter's horror, it discharged, shooting him in the genitals. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. "What do I look like," she says, "Betty Crocker?"Ī duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak behind a tree. "Cheeky! Well, what kind of cake did you make?" asks the husband. He said he'd do it for free if I either baked him a cake or slept with him." "Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them," she says. The next day the husband comes home, and the roof is fixed. "What do I look like," He says, "Bob Vila?" She says, "Honey, there's a leak on the roof! Can you please fix it?" Goodwrench?"Īnother few days go by, and it's raining pretty hard. Plumber?"Ī few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, "Honey, my car won't start. The husband says, "What do I look like, Mr. His wife greets him and says, "Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?"
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